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@4 JOKES
@5 by Stephen
@3[We (PTK) take no responsibility for the following text. If you are easily
offended, don't read it! BTW: Any jokes in this magazine are intended purely
for humourous reasons. We are NOT racist or sexist. zYLAX!]
@5/ 9 black kids drowned last week. \
\ Michael Jacksons water bed burst /
@1 / Michael Jackson was cruising in his speedboat \
< when it hit some rocks and sank. >
\ The coastgaurd found him clinging to a buoy. /
@4 { I do not mind black people. }
{ I think every household should have one. }
@5 --==--@1
Grandson: Grandad, can I earn some pocket money?
Grandad: Yes, if you put all those worms that are on the grass back
into the holes they came out off, I will give you a pound.
Grandson: Oh, thank you Grandad.
@3 10 PM - THE GRANDSON COMES INSIDE@1
Grandson: Grandad! Grandad! I've done it! Can I have my pound now?
Grandad: I don't believe it! how did you do it?
Grandson: I made this solution that made the worms stick up straight
and hard.
Grandad: Can I borrow some?
Grandson: Yes Grandad.
Grandad: Brilliant! I'm off to bed, say goodnight to your Grandma.
@3 NEXT DAY - AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE@1
Grandad: Here's another pound coin.
Granson: What for?
Grandad: It's from Grandma, she said it stayed up for long time.
@5 --==--@1